Good day! This is Quartz News Network: HTML Edition.
Breaking News! Citizens of Panorama have alerted us of
an alarming infestation of Chicken Jockeys in Panorama.
These creatures seem to have suddenly excessively appeared
after "Back Jlack" came to visit us.
Please be aware that these creatures are very dangerous,
and do not like human company. Our film crew had to use
an immense zoom lens to capture images of them!
Breaking News! Our competitor - XYZ Media LLC - still
hasn't built a studio for their news program!
This is even more surprising considering they're the
alleged culprits of breaking the Tall Sugar Cane.
Breaking News! The writers of QNN have gone on strike
due to struggling with creativity, time and general mental health.
This might just be the first actual mostly serious
QNN News segment, and it explains why May did not have
a QNN edition, as well as why this one is so tiny.
Thank you for reading this edition of Quartz News Network!
You can watch all other editions clicking here,
or read all other HTML editions clicking here.