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First up, an odd grass block was spotted by Blurry
near the New Desert region. It is purple in colour, and nearby residents
are very worried for their safety. It is currently in laboratory testing.
Breaking news! A wave of immature behaviour has struck
Panorama, leaving locals shocked.
We spoke to a local resident, Blurry, for insight. They've said
that 'people keep making immature jokes about stuff that we
can't talk about in here or we'll get banned', and their solution
to the problem is to 'burn the city down'.
Ever since our gratuitous and noble leader
WorldWidePixel
freed the people of Panorama from the clutches of Sake,
we have had open borders with the historical and beautiful country of Chunkia.
Many Panoramic tourists have loved the scenic views and cute buildings.
Explorers have found a barrel full of illegal bedrock near one of
the End Portals. We have somehow gotten this information before the authorities,
so we're going to be responsible about it and leave the coordinates here
so they can deal with it, and not us!
The illegal bedrock barrel can be found at these coordinates:
X: 528
Y: 41
Z: -900
Scientists have dug to the "center" of the world, and have
discovered that it just ends, and it's just flat!
None of the scientists have survived the journey, as they've fell
into infinity and beyond in something they've called "
The Void.".
We only have gotten access to this information as the scientists
were streaming this discovery live.
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